tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post4823589828063008490..comments2023-12-03T00:18:28.808-08:00Comments on AshleyNewell.me: Gorgeous Giveaway #3 - WendiWinnAshley Newellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04460945016439640147noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-14006636577601384542008-10-15T18:59:00.000-07:002008-10-15T18:59:00.000-07:00Ok, you asked for it....Why do the dutch wear wood...Ok, you asked for it....<BR/><BR/>Why do the dutch wear wooden shoes?<BR/>To keep the woodpeckers off of their heads.<BR/><BR/>I know, I know...but you asked.<BR/><BR/>doot65{at}comcast[dot]net<BR/>ElizabethAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-57541810428798075742008-10-15T17:17:00.000-07:002008-10-15T17:17:00.000-07:00My kids jokes have already been told! Great read-s...My kids jokes have already been told! Great read-some I had forgottenCarmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15024561892182421435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-57774778382322266662008-10-12T14:16:00.000-07:002008-10-12T14:16:00.000-07:00Marty: He was kicked out school for cheating!Wade:...Marty: He was kicked out school for cheating!<BR/><BR/>Wade: How come?<BR/><BR/>Marty: He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam.Ginnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09928304350897366869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-27686978483225635712008-10-11T00:08:00.000-07:002008-10-11T00:08:00.000-07:00I am terrible at remembering jokes.donna444444@yah...I am terrible at remembering jokes.<BR/>donna444444@yahoo.comDonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17240907374319656932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-58486954596802480682008-10-06T08:28:00.000-07:002008-10-06T08:28:00.000-07:00Why did the bacon laugh?Because the egg cracked a ...Why did the bacon laugh?<BR/><BR/>Because the egg cracked a yolk!<BR/><BR/>heheMaybeadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06692415064891397714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-62715792051565575892008-10-05T19:29:00.000-07:002008-10-05T19:29:00.000-07:00I wanna play too!Knock KnockWho's there?Alfalfa!Al...I wanna play too!<BR/><BR/>Knock Knock<BR/>Who's there?<BR/>Alfalfa!<BR/>Alfalfa who?<BR/>Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!<BR/>Blessings,<BR/>ReneeThe Chateau of Remnantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07830526962639560040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-77174593100190960402008-10-04T22:43:00.000-07:002008-10-04T22:43:00.000-07:00knock knockwho's thereorangeorange who?orange you ...knock knock<BR/>who's there<BR/>orange<BR/>orange who?<BR/>orange you glad i came by to tell this lame joke? :)<BR/><BR/>Great contest! I hope i'm the lucky winner :Rehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069976866358575572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-91432546340756907202008-10-03T20:48:00.000-07:002008-10-03T20:48:00.000-07:00What do you call a lazy young kangaroo?A pouch pot...What do you call a lazy young kangaroo?<BR/><BR/>A pouch potato!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>urchiken at gmail dot comWehafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10181985355367212602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-3916811940911814842008-10-03T14:31:00.000-07:002008-10-03T14:31:00.000-07:00Great giveaway!WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCT...Great giveaway!<BR/><BR/>WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTORS? <BR/><BR/>because it had a virusMelissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10669005670975889101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-9977212214103908942008-10-03T12:38:00.000-07:002008-10-03T12:38:00.000-07:00Here's my joke (since we were a family of nerds......Here's my joke (since we were a family of nerds...)<BR/><BR/>What kind of car would Luke Skywalker drive?<BR/>A toy-yoda!<BR/><BR/>cbeargie (at) yahoo (dot) comsunnymumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13344408874613890951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-31054234827591849702008-10-03T00:59:00.000-07:002008-10-03T00:59:00.000-07:00Oh wow! I can't remember jokes I learnt as a kid, ...Oh wow! I can't remember jokes I learnt as a kid, but here's a recent one.<BR/><BR/>What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?<BR/>"Wassup B" (wasabi)<BR/><BR/>bunnybx at gmail . comBunny Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12373232612908606243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-43452925969864677282008-10-03T00:34:00.000-07:002008-10-03T00:34:00.000-07:00What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?A sour...What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?<BR/>A sourpuss.<BR/><BR/>heh<BR/><BR/>legacyofbrutalitysa{AT}gmail.comRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17210844138811455965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-3471532634035992232008-10-02T20:49:00.000-07:002008-10-02T20:49:00.000-07:00what do you call a kid with a clean room?a miracle...what do you call a kid with a clean room?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>a miracle<BR/><BR/><BR/>mrs.mommyyatgmail.commrs.mommyyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01784352029433507829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-40960037157838120532008-09-30T23:19:00.000-07:002008-09-30T23:19:00.000-07:00Ashley,I had not visited in a week or so. I got t...Ashley,<BR/>I had not visited in a week or so. I got to go to SU Regionals this past weekend and learned some great new techniques which I finally got to use on my blog post today.<BR/><BR/>I love your last several cards they are great and wonderfully creative!<BR/><BR/>I am soooooooo sorry to hear about the wallet thing!<BR/><BR/>I had my identity stolen right after I got married, and it took me 7 years to get my credit back on track! It just plain sucks that people do that to other people! I am glad you found out right away and prevented any major dammage though!<BR/><BR/>I hope you did not have any special pictures or anything in your wallet!<BR/><BR/>Keep up the great inspirations!<BR/><BR/>Heather<BR/>http://heathersheavinlystampations.blogspot.com/Heather Schlatterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16764566107511039529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-70410080509785686592008-09-29T19:24:00.000-07:002008-09-29T19:24:00.000-07:00how awesome of her! her name went perfect with thi...how awesome of her! her name went perfect with this month....<BR/><BR/><BR/>something i learned as a child...you are talking to someone so insert their name, this is a conversation:<BR/><BR/>me: (name)will you remember me in 10 years?<BR/>person: yes<BR/>me:(name)will you remember me in 1 year?<BR/>person: yes<BR/>me:will you remember me next week?<BR/>person: yeah...<BR/>me: will you remember me tomorrow?<BR/>person: um yeah...<BR/>me: knock knock<BR/>person:who's there?<BR/>me: SEE YOU FORGOT ME ALREADY---!<BR/><BR/><BR/>. that is the only one i can think of hahahahaha. i would ask everyone this hahahaha love it.Kim Carohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704606305499397552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-14878456336214042532008-09-28T07:19:00.000-07:002008-09-28T07:19:00.000-07:00I could have sworn I signed up for this last week....I could have sworn I signed up for this last week. Oh well, here I am. glad I didn't miss it.Stampin Catshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01070793515616759953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-27254199277497946222008-09-27T22:22:00.000-07:002008-09-27T22:22:00.000-07:00In keeping with the Halloween theme...Why did Drac...In keeping with the Halloween theme...<BR/><BR/>Why did Dracula go to the doctor?<BR/>Because he was coffin.<BR/><BR/>beejay782000(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)auBelinda Yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04610495107578682657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-37218225321831167152008-09-27T19:43:00.000-07:002008-09-27T19:43:00.000-07:00Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,Knock knock - w...Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,<BR/>Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,<BR/>Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,<BR/>Knock knock - WHO'S THERE? Orange,<BR/>Orange who- orant you glad I didn't say bannana.<BR/><BR/>lol that one is a riot, my daughter still tells it to me one of the first jokes both of my kids learned.kimforbeadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08235513227051617243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-63835274525510609852008-09-26T19:34:00.000-07:002008-09-26T19:34:00.000-07:00hmmm, well the first joke that comes to mind is mu...hmmm, well the first joke that comes to mind is much to filthy so, here's another one:<BR/><BR/>What did the aspiring Yogi say to the hot dog vendor?<BR/><BR/>Make me one with everything<BR/><BR/>I wish I had a better one but thats as good as it gets, lolBeat Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03167863350856590197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-89927096027742507912008-09-25T19:14:00.000-07:002008-09-25T19:14:00.000-07:00My son's favorite:How do you stop a skunk from sme...My son's favorite:<BR/><BR/>How do you stop a skunk from smelling?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Plug his nose!AbbaDabba Bagshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06438599575166863328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-43672458787119313572008-09-25T16:07:00.000-07:002008-09-25T16:07:00.000-07:00OK I have two, this is the best I can remember: Wh...OK I have two, this is the best I can remember: <BR/><BR/>Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?<BR/><BR/>He had no body to go with!<BR/>&<BR/><BR/>What's a vampire's favourite sport?<BR/><BR/>Batminton!<BR/><BR/>Kids jokes are sooooo bad :) we all thought they were hilarious when we were little.<BR/><BR/>emma@bagladee.comBagladeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08364841880875947045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-33439067120494728382008-09-25T09:24:00.000-07:002008-09-25T09:24:00.000-07:00Seriously the only joke I can remember is already ...Seriously the only joke I can remember is already on here...why is 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9!<BR/><BR/>TurquoiseTangerine.etsy.com<BR/>turquoisetangerine08 at yahooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-80052553779378691182008-09-25T06:20:00.000-07:002008-09-25T06:20:00.000-07:00Knock Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat ...Knock Knock! <BR/>Who's there? <BR/>Goat. <BR/>Goat who? <BR/>Goat to the door and find out <BR/><BR/><BR/>These are all so great!<BR/><BR/>Brenda<BR/>ragqueen@hotmail.com<BR/>http://ragqueen.etsy.comWillowStreethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03505137796809194538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-65477623510780762392008-09-24T19:04:00.000-07:002008-09-24T19:04:00.000-07:00As Mork would say, EARTH HUMOR! Talk about bringin...As Mork would say, EARTH HUMOR! Talk about bringing back memories! But mine was already posted: Knock Knock....who's there.....BOO......BooHOO...don't cry it's only me! <BR/>I still tell it to my residents!<BR/>Hope I win!!!<BR/>shadesongs <BR/>on etsy or shadesongs.blogger.comshadesongshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12239588964402704226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7033149277420227482.post-47383021818096250652008-09-24T18:58:00.000-07:002008-09-24T18:58:00.000-07:00Love the shop! Beautiful stuff!!Can you spell eig...Love the shop! Beautiful stuff!!<BR/><BR/>Can you spell eighty in two letters?<BR/>A-T.<BR/><BR/>http://kit-kat-710.blogspot.com/Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09162595872738648326noreply@blogger.com