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Is it super shocking that this month's giveaway is from WendiWinn? Due to my recent obsession with her and my stalking of her, she agreed to host a giveaway on my blog. Wow, that's gonna give me horrible ideas about friendship! Nevertheless, she's doing this month's giveaway and I'm super grateful!It's a totally awesome Hallowendiwinn pack. How can you not love someone who can spin even holidays to include their name? Here's the list Wendi gave me of the items included.
47 quality scrapbooking papers (3" x 5")
21 tags (1-1/2" x 2-1/4")
7 tree embellishments (1-3/4" x 1-3/4")
6 scalloped round stickers (1")
5 scalloped rounds (3")
5 rounds (1-3/4")
1 mini notebook (24 sheets, 48 total pages front & back, 3" x 3")
1 pin (3/4" x 2-1/4")
So, in an effort to get rid of me, Wendi would like me to find a new best friend forever. To enter, she would like you to submit a good clean joke or riddle you learned in your childhood. Here are her blog and shops but she DOES NOT want you to visit them. But go ahead, be a rebel.
This giveaway will end October 15th at midnight Pacific time. I will draw someone's name the next day and they will get this awesome prize pack.
oh! i want in on this action.
ReplyDeletesidenote to ashley: what? if i win, it'll save me shipping.
I can't for the life of me remember any joke that I learned as a kid. Um. Ummmm...
ReplyDeleteOk the only one I can remember everyone already knows. But here goes
"Why is 6 afraid of 7?"
"I don't know, why"
"Because 7 8 9"
HAR HAR.
xx Tia
How about this one.
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.
=) melanie
http://melaniescrafts.blogspot.com
melanieadey at hotmail dot com
Oh I wanna play!
ReplyDeleteHow do you make a klenex dance?
You put a little boogy in it!
LOL...totally fitting for my store name haha
Carri
www.boogerbearcreations.com
My dad used to tell this one all the time.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Yeah, it is silly but so is my dad.
cool! Halloween is my favorite...and I love creating crafts around it...this is a great giveaway...lovely shop too!
ReplyDeletebest wishes to you all!
www.lamiadesigns.blogspot.com
A blonde goes to the doctor with a burn on each side of her face. The doctor asked what happened to the right side of her face and she said, "when I was ironing I heard the phone ring and I put to the iron to my ear thinking it was the phone." Amazed at her response, the doctor asked, "well, what happened to the other side? The blonde responded, "DUH! THEY CALLED ME BACK!"
ReplyDeleteI love giveaways! And I don't have anything against blondes. Lol.
Daniah www.sparkjewels.etsy.com
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
ReplyDeleteNacho Cheese!
What fun goodies ... thanks for the chance to win.
Wow, i could only think of the chicken crossing the road but then remembered this..
ReplyDeleteWhats black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
A zebra with a sunburn
cyclona66@aol.com
oh oh i got one!
ReplyDeletewhat is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
.....
kids don't eat broccoli!
eewww! :-)
Awesome candy Ashley!!
ReplyDeleteOk, here's my favorite Halloween joke...still. I loved it as a kid cause I thought I was getting to say a bad word kinda...I was such a rebel!
Q: What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A: A handful of sheet!
Hee Hee... smiles, Jami
Those jokes are all funny! I know my joke won't win, but all I hear in my house right now are knock-knock jokes from my five year old. And let me tell you jokes my five year old made up usually do not make any sense, but he finds them hilarious. Don't even get me started on my two year old.
ReplyDeleteSo anyways, here is the first joke that popped into my head.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed penguin!
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that all the jokes from our childhood are TERRIBLE!
Swedie
what did one toilet say to the other toilet?
ReplyDeleteyou look a little flushed!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
teehee
amazing the things we cracked up to when we were kids :)
Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
ReplyDeleteA. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Claudia
scfranson@charter.net
OK, here's my lame joke...
ReplyDeleteWhat's black and white and red all over...
A zebra with a sunburn.
Oh I can't think of any jokes, but some of these really bring back memories...
ReplyDeleteWhat is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
ReplyDeleteP… Even Superman Can’t Hold It!
hahahaha. Enjoy.
Ohhh how awsome I would love to win!
ReplyDelete"Joe walked into a bar and fell down"
LOL
tagsandbuttons AT yahoo.com
tagsandbuttons.etsy.com
This is fun -
ReplyDeleteTwo peanuts walk in a bar...
One was a salted.
Nothinglikeit
Lou Lou had a baby
ReplyDeleteshe called him sonny jim
she took him to the baths
to see if he could swim
he swam to the bottom
he swam to the top
Lou Lou got excited and grabbed him by the
cocktail champagne two and six a glass
if you do not like it stick it up your
ask no questions tell no lies i saw an old man doing up his
flies are a nusiance bees are worse
and this the end of my little verse
this was the ryme of the times in 196??? something lol hope its not too rude..
artbyjan (at)googlemail(dot) com
please may i enter the draw
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
ReplyDeleteWatson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Thank you! I'll be here all night! lol
overthemoon43@yahoo.com
WOW what memories!!! I remember hopscotch, jumping rope and many other things.
ReplyDeleteRemeber this old one?
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side!
HAHA - kids still think that one is funny.
Thanks for the chance to win.
I know one!!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock!!
Who's there?
Car go..
Car go who?
Car go beep beep!!
'Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?'
ReplyDelete'Why?'
'Because he wanted to see the butter fly.'
OK, Corny, but a joke!
-10oneworld on etsy
Love the shop! Beautiful stuff!!
ReplyDeleteCan you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.
http://kit-kat-710.blogspot.com/
As Mork would say, EARTH HUMOR! Talk about bringing back memories! But mine was already posted: Knock Knock....who's there.....BOO......BooHOO...don't cry it's only me!
ReplyDeleteI still tell it to my residents!
Hope I win!!!
shadesongs
on etsy or shadesongs.blogger.com
Knock Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out
These are all so great!
Brenda
ragqueen@hotmail.com
http://ragqueen.etsy.com
Seriously the only joke I can remember is already on here...why is 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9!
ReplyDeleteTurquoiseTangerine.etsy.com
turquoisetangerine08 at yahoo
OK I have two, this is the best I can remember:
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
&
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!
Kids jokes are sooooo bad :) we all thought they were hilarious when we were little.
emma@bagladee.com
My son's favorite:
ReplyDeleteHow do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Plug his nose!
hmmm, well the first joke that comes to mind is much to filthy so, here's another one:
ReplyDeleteWhat did the aspiring Yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
I wish I had a better one but thats as good as it gets, lol
Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,
ReplyDeleteKnock knock - who's there? Bannana,
Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,
Knock knock - WHO'S THERE? Orange,
Orange who- orant you glad I didn't say bannana.
lol that one is a riot, my daughter still tells it to me one of the first jokes both of my kids learned.
In keeping with the Halloween theme...
ReplyDeleteWhy did Dracula go to the doctor?
Because he was coffin.
beejay782000(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)au
I could have sworn I signed up for this last week. Oh well, here I am. glad I didn't miss it.
ReplyDeletehow awesome of her! her name went perfect with this month....
ReplyDeletesomething i learned as a child...you are talking to someone so insert their name, this is a conversation:
me: (name)will you remember me in 10 years?
person: yes
me:(name)will you remember me in 1 year?
person: yes
me:will you remember me next week?
person: yeah...
me: will you remember me tomorrow?
person: um yeah...
me: knock knock
person:who's there?
me: SEE YOU FORGOT ME ALREADY---!
. that is the only one i can think of hahahahaha. i would ask everyone this hahahaha love it.
Ashley,
ReplyDeleteI had not visited in a week or so. I got to go to SU Regionals this past weekend and learned some great new techniques which I finally got to use on my blog post today.
I love your last several cards they are great and wonderfully creative!
I am soooooooo sorry to hear about the wallet thing!
I had my identity stolen right after I got married, and it took me 7 years to get my credit back on track! It just plain sucks that people do that to other people! I am glad you found out right away and prevented any major dammage though!
I hope you did not have any special pictures or anything in your wallet!
Keep up the great inspirations!
Heather
http://heathersheavinlystampations.blogspot.com/
what do you call a kid with a clean room?
ReplyDeletea miracle
mrs.mommyyatgmail.com
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
ReplyDeleteA sourpuss.
heh
legacyofbrutalitysa{AT}gmail.com
Oh wow! I can't remember jokes I learnt as a kid, but here's a recent one.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
"Wassup B" (wasabi)
bunnybx at gmail . com
Here's my joke (since we were a family of nerds...)
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car would Luke Skywalker drive?
A toy-yoda!
cbeargie (at) yahoo (dot) com
Great giveaway!
ReplyDeleteWHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTORS?
because it had a virus
What do you call a lazy young kangaroo?
ReplyDeleteA pouch potato!
HAHAHA!
urchiken at gmail dot com
knock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i came by to tell this lame joke? :)
Great contest! I hope i'm the lucky winner :
I wanna play too!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Blessings,
Renee
Why did the bacon laugh?
ReplyDeleteBecause the egg cracked a yolk!
hehe
I am terrible at remembering jokes.
ReplyDeletedonna444444@yahoo.com
Marty: He was kicked out school for cheating!
ReplyDeleteWade: How come?
Marty: He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam.
My kids jokes have already been told! Great read-some I had forgotten
ReplyDeleteOk, you asked for it....
ReplyDeleteWhy do the dutch wear wooden shoes?
To keep the woodpeckers off of their heads.
I know, I know...but you asked.
doot65{at}comcast[dot]net
Elizabeth